The Future of Twilight

Why so sad?

TZL's Grade School

Yo Mama Jokes

The Scientist ones are great!

Sleeping Like a Champion

Long live the Baby Champion!

Dear Abby

I really liked the first sentence of Abby's advice to "Never"...

Kid with Kane

This kid looks pretty scared sitting next to crazy Kane!

Chili Cook Off

I'm REALLY looking forward to this event tomorrow!

Spiderman Needs to Hit the Gym!

Clinton Pranking Obama

Awesome! Now he needs to be put on Scare Tactics!

Al Bundy

I miss the show Married with Children! Do we have to pay $12 to shoot him or does he give us $12. The humor in the show was just so complicated!!

New Cookbook

I just got this great new cookbook and purchased it from the National Museum of the American Indian. Can't wait to try out some of the recipes!

Lillet

KL introduced me to this tasty little pre-dinner drink today. Is it pronounced Lillay or Lillet?

I Found TZL's Dream Girl!!

Worst Fight Ever!

This fight had to be the worst one we have ever watched. 12 rounds of nonstop no action was brutal on the eyes!

Danvers State Hospital

They put all the crazies from Benson here!

Homemade Pizza

Tried my hand at homemade pizza today and it turned out pretty tasty!

Giants Game with the Aris Family

Thanks for Brad and Dolorez for the invitation to watch the Giants game from their luxury suite! Too bad the Giants lost...

Footy Whining

I'm sure Whitey and TZL would be pros at this part of the game!

Two Cats in a Pod

Good Question!

Saturday Morning

No shirts, but yet they still got service! Maybe you just need shoes here...

Gotta Love Richard Simmons!!

Unlucky Leprechaun

Red Lake Demand Letter to Kakaygeesicks

This letter was recently sent out by the Red Lake Band to the Kakaygeesick family residents still living on Kakaygeesick bay in Warroad, MN telling them to vacate the property. Ridiculous!

Let's Go VIkings!!

I hope they can keep it together this year!

Morton's is not Bauer's Fave

OUCH!! Michael Bauer's updated Morton's review in today's SF Chronicle is brutal!! "We ate very little and took the meat to the dog." I have to admit, the last time we went, it wasn't very good either - especially for a meal for two > $200.

Hakone Gardens and Estate Event

We drove down to the Hakone Estates in Saratoga last night for an event co-sponsored by the NMAI called A Harmony of Hemispheres: East and West. The place was very green and peaceful and is the oldest Japanese garden in the western hemisphere. We saw a few performances including one by the San Francisco Taiko Dojo that was amazing and a hoop dance by the 5 time world champ Derrick Suwaima Davis.