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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

My New Bat Arrived

I got this bat about a year ago and got it engraved with my nickname.  Last year, I hit 100 home runs playing pickup softball with the gay turkeys (DA, AR, and MH).  This year, with the new engraving that should decrease the air drag and by drinking a gallon of musclemass protein shakes per day, I should expect to hit 1000!!  That display of power is sure to make 'em cry!  Look out Barry!!

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